verbatim.

"this cake is kathleen's labour of love! i must finish it!"
- ms. cara chew's outburst when told she isn't supposed to eat in class by yours truly.

"it looks like placenta!"
- 03a3's comments on the cake.

"you mean, umbilical cord!
- my response.

"it's called pink pussy!!"
- ed's excitement at the mention of the cake.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
- my response, not without withering away and convulsing * 32587436904396892692 times.

"(with animated look (think spongebob squarepants) on face) i'll poke your superior nova and stab your..................ventricles!!!"
- ed's closeted masochistic streak emerges.

verbatim.terminus

the proper school term began today. am rather pleased with the new timetable, i don't have math tutorial on mondays, and there're breaks littered all throughout the week to provide me with adequate nourishment from the canteen (you knew i would mention this!). the single major bone i have to pick with the timetable is that i've got free periods before afternoon p.e., which means i have to sit and stone around. oh well.
as i said, the new timetable's pretty cool. :)

school ended pretty early today, went with ed to watch the eye 2. review? i thought it was so not scary, and totally banal to boot. the only slightly disturbing thing was the loud and rude sounds emitted from both the film and (you guessed it) silly pubescent schoolgirls. they were behaving real silly, and one of them sounded like a...................banshee. those girls were commenting on every single scene and action, giving us, the unfortunate audience, more than what we paid for. shu qi very chronically gave the viewers her stereotyped überbimbo style. she was dishevelled and in a mess the entire run of the show, which was kinda refreshing though (haha!). what i failed (and still fail) to understand is WHY OH WHY didn't she seek any spiritual help to chase away those ten thousand headless ghouls?! when the show commenced, she was seen doing shopping of which extent one would compare with michael jackson's barmy purchase of strange-looking antiques. how batty! one would expect her to fly some spiritual guru down from timbuctoo to exorcise those demons, but hey, *surprise, she didn't!!! *ooh everything's going blonde!* she did come across this guy who gave her rather useless advice regarding ghosts, either because she didn't use it or that he was a phony.

to be perfectly forthright, i didn't get scared at all. and neither did ed *ooh consternation!*. another puzzling thing was that while the show's named the eye 2, there was nooooooooo ghostly eye or anything remotely ocular in the entire run of the show! the only instance was of this mama ghost who plunged to her death, and her eye was lolling about in its socket. but hey, she did a cameo, so that doesn't count! therefore, major huh.

then shooped around for a lil'. saw a pair of nike sneakers, thought they were pretty cool, but the balance in my bank account isn't. saw a book entitled gideon @ kino. hmm. so now there's the Gideon Bible, gideon's lodge, the gideon's inspirational series, and this.

will have to go prepare my p.e. excuse documents before mr. singh knives me.

hope to be able to catch the lord of the rings exhibition this week!
might be getting the nike 70s inspired sneakers this friday!
The Passion of The Christ & wanton me (oh! adam i mean *laughs*) this saturday! :)