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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant. - Robert McCloskey
July 02, 2005
military capers. I had this rather interesting conversation with this lady who cleans our toilets. let's call her Auntie. it was in mandarin, so I shall loosely translate. Auntie: Hello Ah Boy. Me: Hi Auntie. A: Wah, how are you are? You look like you're doing well. Not like my son ah. M: Haha, thanks. A: Yahlor, he ah, everything here there and everywhere also scared. Cockroaches also scared. Houseflies also scared. M: But why? A: I don't know lah. He going to army already, still like that. Oh, did you know cockroaches can be eaten? M: I'm sorry..what? A: Yah, those you see in the cupboards lor. Those can be eaten one. Also hor, their sh** can be used as medicine. M: Uh. Ok..........Bye! and at the SAF Day Parade, this was what a certain warrant officer told us. Warrant: Eh, you guys, later when you march past the President, better not smile. I don't want you guys to show him you use Colgate or.........Darkie. Us: Darkie?
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